Sex Crime of the Century: A Lifeless Original - IN POST-PRODUCTION
A Lifetime Original style movie. Mozelle wrote it, Antonie starred, there was a lot of Group Therapy, lot of D&D, lot of abortion jokes, a baby drowned in the sink, badminton, puns, and more. Rough cut is done and currently awaiting finalization of the music by some other guy...
Mulder & Scully Go To Baltimore/Mulder & Scully Save Christmas - IN POST-PRODUCTION
Most of the footage is shot, all of Mulder & Scully's lines have been recorded, just waiting final touches and editing.
Triumph of the Human Spirit - IN PRE-PRODUCTION
The 'Mormon missionary alien vampire drug dealers' movie. I originally planned this to be a much more complex and big movie, but now I think it'll go down like this: two Mormon missionaries move into the neighborhood where a Buffy the Vampire Slayer fan club meets. They become convinced that the two are vampires. Little do they know that they are VAMPIRE ALIEN DRUG DEALERS who are only posing as Mormon missionaries. One of the aliens gets AIDS by boning some random guy in the park and because he's an ALIEN and stuff it reacts weirdly and he ends up dying... but COMING BACK AS A ZOMBIE! Which, naturally, will start a zombie epidemic. But that would be for a sequel. For me I see the movie ending with a mini zombie battle in the hospital and the doctor walking away.
The rest of the projects listed are currently in development.
Deadly Doilies
Working title only, could be changed to something else like Doilies of Doom. A fake movie trailer (ala The Pocket Raper) about an old woman who brings her deadly doilies to life by playing a magical flute. And the doilies KILL PEOPLE.
The Book Chronicles
A series of short videos, to be no longer than 3-5 minutes each. Preliminary plans include the following titles: Book 1; Book 2: The Sequel to Book 1; Book 3: Better Than The Movie; Book 4: The Final Chapter; Book 5: Binding Gone Bad; Book 6: Pamphlet, The Prequel; Book 7: This Time It's Not Book 6.
Christ! 2: The Second Coming
A sequel to Christ! A Tale of the Passion of the Christs. Plot TBD.
Song Videos
* Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas to 'Life of Illusion' by Joe Walsh
* Dark City to 'Invincible' by Pat Benatar
* Tombstone to 'Dare' by Stan Bush and 'Hell's Coming With Me' by Iris
* Interview With the Vampire to 'Take Me Home Tonight' by Eddie Money
* About 5 different songs for the show DexterSeed to Sow
A film that can't be made until I have a budget or something. It would be about an 11 year old girl that attacks, mutilates, and/or kills people and gets away with it. This girl would be attending a religious grade school. Her first victim is a girl that she just attacks and roughs up a bit. Then there's the boy she castrates. Then she kills her former fourth grade teacher. She also kills two preschoolers. And finally, in a showdown with the Detective in charge of investigating the deaths and attacks, she sets the church school on fire and burns it to the ground while 'Head Like a Hole' by Nine Inch Nails plays. The film ends on a happy note, with the girl heading off to middle school. I want the castration to happen during a school performance and cut the scene together with a group of kids singing and dancing to 'Seed to Sow' by Michael W. Smith. The soundtrack would also include 'Kiss Off' by the Violent Femmes. Ideally the film would be produced by Clive Barker and starring Scott Bakula as the Detective.
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